weissmeister
dweissman
8/6/19
11:34 AM
45

It’s only a little heteronormative if you assume the genders and sexual orientations of the two cartoon people on a McDonald’s cup (am I doing this right?).

7/10/19
8:59 PM
292

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted Read more

6/18/19
10:38 AM
32

Jalopnik and Eric what do you have against our company to make hateful comments?  I would’ve thought the fact that it has a dodge demon engine in it would be the coolest thing as an automotive enthusiast rather than such hateful unnecessary comments. Tank is a fresh and unique design something most small and large Read more

5/21/19
8:39 PM
15

So, never own a German car older than 8 years old? Just say that ...

5/21/19
2:43 PM
144

Today, May 21st 2075, we bring to you a 2019 amorphous blob. These vehicles were bought by the truckload in the early 21st century, prior to the Great Collapse. This one was found in an air pocket under the collapsed rubble of what was once Pittsburgh. Due to this, it has been perfectly preserved from the ravages of Read more

5/20/19
3:09 PM
19

Exactly. Gawker has this raging-hate boner for Uber that now reeks of desperation and erodes their credibility. “10 Easy Tricks to Destroy Uber.”

5/8/19
12:06 PM
151

tell these idiots to get a job, this was made for a side gig or to help you look for a job while you collected unemployment. not to feed a family of 6

4/19/19
12:15 PM
53

While Musk’s pet projects leave much to be desired and are often way too ambitious, you have to admire the fact that he’s willing to put money and time into trying to innovate and come up with new transportation methods. 

4/17/19
11:59 PM
21

who needs automatic braking when you can open your fucking eyes when you drive

4/17/19
11:48 PM
48

I’ve never understood the scooter hate. Welcome to the city. There are transportation devices everywhere. Cars, bikes, scooters. No, they shouldn’t be left on private property. Yes, they should be left standing and out of foot traffic. And yes, some dingi probably just dump them wherever and leave. But this talk about Read more

4/16/19
9:47 AM
10

It’s a bit sad that the interior is exactly the same as it was during the 40th anniversary model (my brother owned one of those actually. I liked it back then, but compared to today’s market, that’s a tough sell).

3/22/19
11:28 AM
6

Sure we could use dockless scooters to make urban transportation more convenient, efficient, and cheaper for everyone, but what if we arbitrarily made it less convenient, less efficient, and more expensive?