The world has gone into a level 10 S**TSHOW with the pandemic. It won’t stop until the entire world enters a totalitarian state and everyone says on house arrest for 3 months straight. Anyone caught outside should be promptly executed.

All kidding aside, the covid shots don’t seem to be working anymore. 60% of the…

This has to do with cars because...they used a Penske truck? You’re not even trying on this one.

The one they have to pry from my cold dead hands

This is equivalent to asking me to pick the date of my death.

You did not name the sauce you were praising.

You did not name the sauce you were praising.

The flyovers are good Ash

It’s only a little heteronormative if you assume the genders and sexual orientations of the two cartoon people on a McDonald’s cup (am I doing this right?).

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

I love that there’s a Jalopnik file for “Ban Cars”

Fuck out of here.

Jalopnik and Eric what do you have against our company to make hateful comments?  I would’ve thought the fact that it has a dodge demon engine in it would be the coolest thing as an automotive enthusiast rather than such hateful unnecessary comments. Tank is a fresh and unique design something most small and large…

Of course it’s by some oblivious moron in a fucking CR-V...

So, never own a German car older than 8 years old? Just say that ...

Hello to the Audi R8 guest starring in the videos.

Today, May 21st 2075, we bring to you a 2019 amorphous blob. These vehicles were bought by the truckload in the early 21st century, prior to the Great Collapse. This one was found in an air pocket under the collapsed rubble of what was once Pittsburgh. Due to this, it has been perfectly preserved from the ravages of…

Exactly. Gawker has this raging-hate boner for Uber that now reeks of desperation and erodes their credibility. “10 Easy Tricks to Destroy Uber.”

“THE LEGAL ARGUMENT THAT COULD DESTROY UBER... YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 10!"

tell these idiots to get a job, this was made for a side gig or to help you look for a job while you collected unemployment. not to feed a family of 6

I know, I know, dunking on the Wall Street Journal editorial board is a bit like smacking your four-year-old nephew’s would-be jumper out of the air before it even leaves his hands.

While Musk’s pet projects leave much to be desired and are often way too ambitious, you have to admire the fact that he’s willing to put money and time into trying to innovate and come up with new transportation methods. 

Oh no foreigners have jobs how terrible for you