Can we just deport Mitsubishi in general? Everything they make is awful, with the exception of the Evo, which they're killing off soon anyway

Did BMW learn nothing from the Mercedes R-Class?

I smell a Ferrari purist.

Ah thought you meant "criminal" as in, any customer that would rather pay in cash is a criminal (a la Scarface buying a new Porsche with cash) rather than a dealer preferring cash being a crook. Agree on that one.

Think of it more as those financing are paying above sticker (getting ripped off) and you're paying a fair price, rather than looking for a discount off MSRP. If you really want a discount off sticker, look for something with delivery miles on it.

By "cash up-front," I don't think he means a suitcase full of Benjamins.

I was a journalism major. Know what would have happened in one of my higher-level classes if I did that in a story? Instant F. Not how it works in the real world apparently

As a matter of fact, I still have this poster. Framed.

"Taj Mahaulin'?" Jesus Christ, Pontiac.

Get your shit together, Nissan. Give the world something that makes them care about your brand again. The Altima's not going to do it.

This annoyed me too...it's not hard guys. Not to mention, starting a sentence with "and." Come on.

"key painted in Club Blau, a leather key pouch and leather-edged floor mats, both of course with two-tone stitching in Carmine Red and Blue."

Can we fucking PLEASE stop using the word "dongle?" It reminds me of "dingleberries."

Pay money for a service that still has ads and works like shit compared to Netflix? Ha, no

sometimes it's not all about the numbers, it's about the feel & the way the engine delivers it. Take the Phantom, which has delivered "only" 453 hp from a 6.75 L V12, since 2003. And for the customers it targets, that's plenty

I definitely see some SSC Ultimate Aero in the headlights, weirdly enough

Well, we all know that Porsche pioneered this process, followed by Ferrari: remove features, charge more. Profit.

Mitsubishi's lineup consists entirely of barely competitive crossovers, compacts, and this one crazy all-wheel drive rally car thing. Sure. Why not?

Wikipedia tells me that Levorg is actually an acronym that stands for "LEgacy, reVOlution, touRinG"

They already went full retard with that name