Because rich Russians, Chinese, and Arabs have no taste

Definitely a paranoid meth head who didn't want to tell "the damn guvment" her street address

The old one was gorgeous. The new one has the taillights from a Kia. End of discussion

I'd say there are many greater horrors than this. Typical Gawker media headline; hyperbole and clickbait are in the job description

I have to believe that the answer is: hipsters. They'd love the 2CV, it's so basic and crappy

I wouldn't be surprised (in fact, I kind of hope) that Mitsubishi will be out of business within 5 years (or acquired by a larger corporation such as Toyota, and made irrelevant). They want to kill off the only model people recognize and like, and try to foist awful, uncompetitive, outdated trash like the…

"But the power under the hood doesn't necessarily match the beauty on the outside"

Uh, negligence? If the car wash owner knowingly let an employee without a driver's license drive which led to the accident...

"Mrs Smith said she had decided to 'go public' as people needed to be aware of the risks of being a complete fucking idiot"

Those two Murci engines would make the basis for two kickass coffee tables, though. Buy for 9k each, clean 'em up a little, slap a piece of plexiglass on the top, charge $15k each for someone with even more money to blow

The redesigned one looks like nothing more than a slightly sleeker C-class, it takes no risks whatsoever and is not distinctive in any way.

Drinking in Arizona is great cause of thing called "winter" that we don't really have. Being able to drink by the pool in January is pretty nice. Also, the obvious answer to that question would have been "Utah."

I actually love the look of the previous gen (the R230) it looked so aggressive compared to the mild-mannered luxury appearance of those before it.

The 11-year old in me really really really wants a Suburban with a minigun in it

I'm fairly sure that if you actually wear a Timex anywhere near Pebble Beach, you'll be arrested for vagrancy

Check out the Aeroplane remix to this song (even better)

THANKS OBAMA

I imagine that Fiat's idiotic "meme" ad campaign isn't helping matters

I'm sure the new mustang will sell like hot cakes in Zimbabwe.

Good lord, that doesn't even sound like a car anymore. It sound a like an idling semi.