I’m an actual law talking guy but I don’t get paid enough to stay off the internet. No one gives a legal shit what the jurors say after the trial as long as they don’t say anything that would cause a mistrial (as in they say the read an article about the case or asked their brother’s neighbor’s cousin’s lawyer’s…

When it comes to losing, I guarantee the 76ers will win

Rice’s biggest hurdle is the very real decline in athleticism he displayed in 2013. I have other thoughts on the matter but I’m not eloquent enough to express them. In essence, while no one should forget what Rice did, if an NFL team does want him around and doesn’t mind having it on their corporate conscience (or…

In defense of the Celtics and Pacers, they’re both a little bit better than their records- since the Celtics got Thomas, they’ve been pretty good, and now Sullinger is back in limited minutes. At a minimum, they play at a fast pace so the games will be entertaining. It’s too bad the Cs won’t get the 8th seed- every…

How many of the players can we expect to see move on? I'd have to think Hummels and Reus have already started packing.

You’re right about Game 7s. With the nature of the game, the NFL has to be a one-and-done affair. If my team isn’t a threat, I think March Madness and MLB are the best, then NHL and NBA.

Hey, the Nets still have a chance to make the playoffs!

The NHL and NBA take entirely too long, but the product on the court/ice is very good right now. March Madness is still the best, though. Once college hoops enters the 21st century in terms of game play, it will unquestionably be the best playoff.

I don’t mind the gaps though because it’s not like the teams are just sitting on their asses in between games like in the NHL and NBA. It’s set up particularly nicely for when a club threatens to treble.

And they take forever. As a Penguins fan, do I really need to expend nearly two or three weeks of my life waiting for the inevitable first or second round failure?

Why is that the e-mail of the week? I should send you a bill for the time I spent waiting for a second great poop story.

Well, I guess the Penguins can’t lose to a lower seeded team for once.

I would say we should do this in the US, but the religious right would 1) object to being told to interfere with God’s plans and 2) then turn around and argue it sets a precedent to cut benefits to women who have abortions/kids out of wedlock/aren’t white. The slippery slope applies when you start tying welfare…

Deleted- a fellow gray already made my point

“he has the audacity to think that he should be paid”

I really can’t stand dudes who their shirts off at ballgames. Seriously, no one, not even your wife, wants to see your fat gut.

The comments there read like a wealthier version of ESPN

Not sure when, but it was about two seconds after he realized he could make more money by being THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

So what? While playing rec league volleyball last night, I mishit a simple bump so egregiously that it went into the hoop behind me, and I wasn't even trying to do it.

Being photographed by ANYONE sounds horrible. That’s my soul you’re stealing!