“U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren’t Doing the Same Job”

Not an “accident”. It was willful stupidity that lead to a collision. She should lose her license, and get dropped by her insurance company.

She didn’t.

And that right there is why people should keep their dogs on leash when outside.

Is that really so different from standing at the exit of a Cars & Coffee?

I am chuckling at this story.

“a white Subaru running red lights and coming to close to hitting”

I don’t think this is what he meant when he planned to get shit faced that night....

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

From my understanding, they eventually shut em down and opened up shops. Small business owners.

If a cow gets disabled and has to use an assistive device, like a crutch or a wheelchair, would you call that a... Hamburger Helper?

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

$15 / hr is not a really low wage; it’s almost $29k/yr. I know there’s inflation, but my starting salary as a Navy Ensign (after 4 years at the Naval Academy with a BA in Aero Engineering) in 1997 was about $28k/yr. There’s no way that someone taking orders should be making $29/yr. Fast food concessions should be a…

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

To Whom It May Concern:

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

When staying in rooms with a kitchenette, I also like to pack up and ship my stainless-steel side-by-side refrigerator/freezer to the hotel ahead of time, so that when I arrive, I can get to work removing the standard white, contractor’s choice refrigerator/freezer that’s standard in most hotels. It may sound like a…

It was thoughtful of them to celebrate Hanukkah as well, by choosing a car that will burn oil for eight days straight.

Try this: A buddy of mine said he was splitting wood with a two-hand ax and his two year old only-child came out to see what was going on, and stood in the path of the back swing. He told his kid to stay back about 10 feet, set up another chunk and was starting a wind-up when he noticed movement from the corner of his…

I saw a suggestion for bad parents: Save time and money and don’t mention to your 3 year old they have a birthday coming up. By the time they are 5 they won’t remember you skipped it.