“We’re all gonna go have ribs because I know the best rib place which is Bubba Gumps Ribs in Times Square. World Famous! All black employees and they love me.”

“I dont care because Don King told ME that I am HIS negro which is much better I think. We had a shrimp cocktail last week. Hes a fabulous person.”

Yeah, I always feel kinda bad making those jokes but I fail to see how it “actually hurts people”.

Someday those kids are going to grow up and ask “why”?

I learned that as an altar boy in Pennsylvania.

Use one of your pubes like a real man.

Bill Russell used to throw up before and sometimes during every damn game.

If these people really cared about children they wouldnt allow them to be born in Kentucky.

Is he the dude who bit that lady or...?