She seems like an incredibly interesting person in real life while at the same time a mediocre, one note actress.

How bout' them Judds?

I see one of these every morning at my local coffee shop. It appears to be a pretty sweet little roadster. Did they not make many? I never see them around. Are they pieces of shit or something?

No shit, ill bet they would.

"I will now sell five pairs of fancy sweat pants"

Last Friday I got fairly hammered with this girl and she lost her balance on the bar stool, grabbed me and we both fell on our asses in front of about 50 people.

Ill be getting my assless chaps elsewhere.

Pot to Kettle: "Nice tan!"

I guess they had to airbrush out her walker.

I love this.

I love it, I catch up on my reading.

Go jump dick first into a wood chipper.

Let me understand, she is perfectly willing to go on any dumb ass show to help them both make money but when they do what they do best (make not great sex jokes) she throws a tantrum.

Sounds like she was willfully blind in the hopes that shit would just get better by itself. Big mistake.

He goes to the spice shakers and proceeds to take the only almost empty shaker of chili flakes and try to shake them onto his slice.

Yeah, the first thing the parenting manuals tell you to do when you have a weirdo, mass murder obsessed kid is get a rifle and a bunch of bullets and put them in the house.

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact…

Jeez, lady calm down.

God, this guy makes awful movies.