... Which is weird because its not a dry county or city, it's literally just a mile-wide slice of Houston, 5 minutes from Downtown, that has been dry since Prohibition.

Can we stop with the "kill yourself" thing when we disapprove? It's just such a cruel thing to say.

I swear I read "youthz" and flashed to the Joe Pesci movie where his lawyer character and the judge (Fred Gwynne) repeat the word 'yutes' over and over.

Ironically, when my daughter says "MOM", it is always in response to something embarassing i.e., public dancing, that baby picture, etc. Now I'm confused.

"Those be some attractive and successful student athletes"

Down by the river?

You don't want to get your hands that close to a wood chipper and you'd lack control otherwise.

Also see BET award winner ranked higher than Grammy winner (or anything else, for that matter). Kyle's trying a little too hard.

Nice, but I'd prefer a simple scenario involving his balls and a wood chipper.

omg stop trying to make 'MOM' happen.

C'mon, Karma's got a whole wilderness of other mechanism to take effect in Canadia.

Picture a nice walk to the store. A moose thundering down the road chased by an easily distracted Grizzly Bear and the asshat in question decides to shoot a selfie with the scene in the background and captures the exact moment the…

No dude, she sucks.

Best rapper before MOH recipient?

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather be an astronaut than any of these other things.

Thats not funny.

Wow, hopefully karma will issue forth in the form of an out of control lumber truck barreling through his yard as he checks the mail.

I like to bake mine in a peach cobbler.

I'm not surprised that Lorde weighed in on the topic. This sort of exhibitionism was frowned upon back when she was a teenager.