Those jackets are the shiite.

Dear Idiots,

Iron Man?

Thats what women look like in Australia?

"I don't know exactly what did happen, but I know that's not what happened."

Ill miss watching them as much as that cancelled Larry Hagman sitcom where he played a preacher at a black church in Baltimore that never existed.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or sleep in the front seat of a Montero for the rest of your life which would you choose?

She can read?

Yes, it may change one iota for the duration of that particular sporting event then they will revert to being a backwards country with no redeeming value.

She obviously enjoys rape play.

Why the long face?

On the case.

It was my Vietnam.

Yeah, its all a blast until your precious da-da has to sell you for gas and your mom becomes a warlords concubine for a box of shells and cheese.

80 mph?

I'm glad Tiger is able to mount his mighty steed and lecture us all on ethics.

Those kids are going to become serial murderers.

Ive been with my girl for 6 mo now and I pray to god I will never have to give a shit about another dating app.

-Jerry Sandusky

"Thats not the question"