PRO TIP: You are going to want to keep those hands up when delivering a kick or else you'll probably get a punch to the teeth.

Wear a bulletproof vest before you try out this little party trick.

I dont know which I find more appealing, her five-head or her neck tattoo.

Those are some unattractive British people.

You're actually jumping her ass for paying her respects to the victims of 9/11 on Veterans Day?

Incognito abruptly left when he heard the Broncos were a dark horse.

"Should I not have done that??"

Its a bullshit excuse. Period.

For someone so trying to be in control of their image (think the response to the GQ piece on her), Nicki is now going to use the excuse that she isn't in control? Uh huh.

That is not even close to an excuse. If Apple released an ad loaded with Nazi imagery, and a few days after it dropped, Tim Cook held a press conference and basically said, "Hey man, I don't even know about half the shit that goes on around here," everyone would just let it slide? Your name is your name. If you…

But Nicki always talks about how she is in control of her own image and that Jewish friend line was fucked up (also she has still not deleted that video). Also this is not the first time she has done something like this, remember her fucked up Malcolm X cover and some of the fucked up things she has said about black…

Really?

I'm female, 27, and my partner is 28. We've been together for 9 years. Sex happens typically 2-4 times per week, but it drops off my partner's radar sometimes. My sex drive has always been higher and it's definitely increasing, while my partner's is dropping due to a much more stressful career. I had to learn not…

Tell him I'm eating.

Its a fucked up world when you cant count on the justice system.

Mike Tyson served fewer years for sexual battery than wall streeters jailed for insider trading. I know that's technically a false equivalency, but savaging a woman tends to yield lighter sentences than stealing a rich man's money.

Got that right.

I'm 30, husband is 32, and right now it's once a month. But we have a three month old, and to add to the general exhaustion and time-suck of having a young infant, breastfeeding often kills the sex drive. It's a bummer.

This one looks more fun

Will never drive drunk again.