Nah, sucking dicks is A-OK.

Well she didnt have a dick in her mouth so I guess it was for charity.

No, just someone with a rudimentary knowledge of self-defense.

Somebody wants attention.

PRO TIP: You are going to want to keep those hands up when delivering a kick or else you'll probably get a punch to the teeth.

Wear a bulletproof vest before you try out this little party trick.

I dont know which I find more appealing, her five-head or her neck tattoo.

Not the worst thing that could happen to a 15 year old girl in Hollywood.

Yeah, shes still crazy hot.

Those are some unattractive British people.

Qatari cigarettes are shaped like iPhones.

Why anyone ever lets these sheet wearing fuck heads into a position of power or influence is beyond me. Its obvious they have no desire to be a part of the modern world.

No shit, Sherlock.

"Suck it, Jeter!"

You're actually jumping her ass for paying her respects to the victims of 9/11 on Veterans Day?

This dipshit is a prime example of how absolutely nothing else in your life matters (single digit IQ, horrible racist, bully, shitty fake name, looks like a pile of jello with a face) except your ability to tackle people in a game.

"Should I not have done that??"

Lest just all refer to black people as "biggledeeboo's".

Its a bullshit excuse. Period.

Really?