"You always get the sausage calzone! Why do I even ask?"

"You got satellite radio?"

"Sorry, we wont have any tables available until after eight pm."

"Talk to me, Goose..."

Dont do this.

Stop saying "shade".

She's the one to beat this season.

Lando almost cried when Darth Vader took away his Colt .45

What a loss to the fields of rocket science and artificial organ design.

Mike Ditka taught me how to make love to a woman and how to scold a child.

Dude, go fall dick first into a wood chipper.

I'm too pretty for prison.

"You should text my Mom, she is obsessed with you,"

Fair enough, I obviously did not mean that anyone would want to look like that because of an illness.

Fair enough.

I live in this time period.

As a business decision, yes, that would be the right move and definitely different body types are attractive but I think if every woman was honest they would prefer to look like one of the women in the ad.

To be fair those bodies are actually perfect.

I'm so glad somebody is keeping this franchise on life-support while they milk a few more million out of its dry, shriveled udders.