She's the one to beat this season.

Lando almost cried when Darth Vader took away his Colt .45

What a loss to the fields of rocket science and artificial organ design.

Mike Ditka taught me how to make love to a woman and how to scold a child.

Dude, go fall dick first into a wood chipper.

I'm too pretty for prison.

"You should text my Mom, she is obsessed with you,"

Fair enough, I obviously did not mean that anyone would want to look like that because of an illness.

Fair enough.

I live in this time period.

As a business decision, yes, that would be the right move and definitely different body types are attractive but I think if every woman was honest they would prefer to look like one of the women in the ad.

To be fair those bodies are actually perfect.