Maybe they sobered up.

Some people are never happy.

Thats probably true in a lot of cases but theres a lot of crap you guys wouldnt have been on board with had you had a say. Like wiping out the Indians to make room for cattle ranches and Vegas casinos.

Im white and I love “The Jeffersons”.

This generation. Oy.

“burn this motherfucking system to the ground and build something better.”

Right?

That isnt a Nazi insignia, dummy.

Me when interrupted by some jive ass turkey looking to hook up with me.

Go peel a potato and save money for that “House of Pain” reunion tour.

I want to immediately come back to life as a healthy white baby.

Im so sick of Boston and Irish crap.

He’s partying like its 1999.

Probably because the NFL doesnt give a flying fuck.

“Archie and Jughead were lovers”

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

And I thought the toilet or maybe a blender would be the easiest way to dispose of bothersome spare cash.

I was born on Thanksgiving and its been a disaster ever since.

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