Well, thats ugly as shit.

Why dont they just make a black version of every character now and get it out of the way?

“Hey look, its a gen-u-wine New York City subway like in the movies! Take my pitcher!”

“...a same sex love story...”

Just tell me.....is there any taco gobbling ?

Looks like an Accord with a hole in the hood.

This is the kind of movie you play on 8th grade movie date night when you could not possibly give a fuck less whats happening on screen because you’re directing every iota of brain function towards the possible finger banging of your girlfriend.

What did I do??

Five bombs?

I’d be a horrible father.

Looks like a masked sex ball at a gay, amish moonbase.

Get em’ drunk.