Well you can lead a horse to water...

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Yeah, I almost forgot to read until some dumb model reminded me.

INXS video?

Did the Deadspin staff make a bet to see if you all could work the word “elucidate” into a post this morning or are you just all reading the same Sherlock Holmes book?

Looks like a jug of whole white milk on wheels.

I think these calls are part of an intentional effort to make overweight midwesterners keel over with a mouthful of nachos.

Should have done it in one pump.

Way to go, millionaires.

Any proof they are?

I do happen to agree with him in principle but what he is doing is, I believe, ineffectual posturing.

Hes inspiring people all over the place to sit out during the anthem. Sooooo....?

Kaepernicks gonna sit down extra hard when he finds out about this!

I care about “black people” in general as much as I care about anyone else I suppose.

Do you know that he did?

Theyve been through a lot. They are a little disoriented.

He could have used some of that endorsement cash to help black people but im sure theyll appreciate his sitting down gesture just as much.

The collection is called : Explosion at the Fabric Factory.

So the kids ran out of cocaine?

I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyway.