I would but the judge told me to stay 500 yards away from Megan Fox’s house.

How about a testament of harm done to me, as a listener of music, by her.

Jeez, shes a little young for a wet t shirt contest.

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I have some reservations about this comment.

Ouch.

Id open a Cadillac dealership in Anniston and say fuck it.

When I was a kid I got knocked out cold in karate class and the instructor just laid me out on a bench in the locker room until I woke up.

He must have a head injury to have stolen Rick Perrys glasses.

With all this kneeling and fist raising black people should be rich and bullet hole free any minute now!

Fitting that he should fly into a building on 9/11.

Good work helping to ensure a Trump victory, dummy.

I love listening to very serious football men misuse words like “galvanizing” and “objectivity.

Man, things keep getting better for poor black people every time a millionaire sits down.

Hearing his message makes me worried that the Jews are losing control of the media.

Nothing can hide. Nothing.

Is it cocaine season already?

Looks like youre driving a can of hairspray.

Is this Bruce WIllis in a pink Miami Vice get up?

While the slightly better looking blonde children get to work inside serving drinks and dancing on a pole.