dwaynetheunkillable
dwaynetheunkillable
dwaynetheunkillable

“I did it for free because I’ve always wanted to do it because it looked fun.”

Looks like somebody jacked themselves full of thorazine and decided to make dresses out of my grandmothers shower curtains.

If he kills HER its four games.

Wanted for questioning.

Sorry, I was referring to people who come here illegally. Crap jobs are their only option. Im not saying they arent capable of being educated and doing something else but like it or not the source of cheap labor is a pillar of our economy.

I have some reservations about this.

“You Dropped A BLT On Me”

Id kill an entire family before I cleaned toilets.

Yeah, lol, Trump is THE GUY we need right when we are being faced with a confrontational posture from Russia, China and the Norks.

Im just really hungry.

I feel like something bad is going to happen.

Im stockpiling bullets.

Settle down, fatty.

Maybe im a selfish bastard (ok I definitely am) but, to me, this election hinges on the continued availability of a particular wood roasted pear crostada with fresh cream.

NO DEAL!

Personally, if they can live with coming here and doing all of our shit jobs that nobody else wants for shit wages then I think I can deal with it.

Yeah, because this is the same time period and things are exactly the same.

Nuclear war will end us.

How fucking stupid are people in this country?

Good, its about time bonehead caved and opened the check book.