A ball hitting a bat makes a certain noise even if you dont see it.

Girl...............thats Todd.

He had to did something.

Ok, we gotta ask, what did the old man do to piss him off?

If I took a dollar from each starving child I could afford this.

Dont forget Dijonaisse Jetblue.

I call heads.

Wow, I feel bad for all of the newly unemployed Nork stand up comics.

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“Why? It doesnt matter, really. Its sad that they could only afford thirteen. Probably because a Democrat was in office at the time. I cant remember. Who cares. My first day in office ill add twenty....no THIRTY new stripes. We’re gonna have the most fantastic flag. Better than China. Give me a break.”