I would anal sex him in front of his people.

Wow, way to go crime dogs. Im sure skateboard cookie kid is the next Son of Sam.

Its not illegal to be obsessed with someone.

That guy was stalking her for THREE years.

Yeah, I mean problem solved.

Thats a little bitchy.

He continued, “And when you run into a pile of dead Iraqi civilians give them a crisp salute and hurriedly bury them in a mass grave and get the hell outta there before goddamn CNN shows up.”

Thats the worst twins story ive ever heard.

True, hes an asshole.

Obviously a cyborg sent from da’ future to lose football games.

Still cooler than his “Old White Racist” wig.

Trump replied,“Nats? What is that?? I thought they said ‘cats’ as some kinda code for pussy and I said sign me up.”

Upon further reflection he probably just did what he would do to a guy player in that situation so I guess you cant call him sexist.

Nice tie, ice cream boy.

“My George isnt smart enough to hatch a scheme like this.”

“All that pussy and he grabs a shoulder. SAD.”

Man, I wanted to bang Karyn Parsons.

Hopefully its a one episode series in which they both beat each other to death with tire irons.

Lets pray they are as spectacularly incompetent at rounding up Mexicans as they are at passing a health care bill.