Im amused by Trump basically saying “Welp, we fucked that all up. OK, on to tax shit.”

My mom thought I was the reincarnation of Lee Harvey Oswald on account of the CIA was always giving me LSD and making me shoot people from book stores.

Werent they all also sold by black people?

Can porno “go bad” over time?

Marky marking its territory.

“Good riddance”

If any smile ever said. “You know what? Fuck all yall” his does.

“Hes a good man, I dont need no lawwers. Ill just let Mr Trump deecide whats best fer me. He got all that bidness learnin. If you need me ill be down under the porch with my dogs.”

OK, so?

Cant fix stupid.

Far more relaxing than a bunch of toothless psychos skating around punching each other in the head.

And lo how the Oxy flowed like wine.

“It’s an unfortunate habit to have.”

The other night I woke up to find myself peeing into my dirty clothes basket.

Like a sedan?

This was stupid a few months ago.

Thats one’a them deers.

All I can say is.......run for your lives bitches!!!

Thats not true at all.