Or relatives.

Well, shes an idiot so its kinda not hard to believe.

For Hope Solo, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Club Season” involved baby seals.

Man, people in general are just giant bags of assholes.

Attempt at performance art or not, this woman seems pretty darned unhinged to me. Here’s hoping part of her sentence is a good long course of therapy.

sooo... nascar fans living up to the stereotype then....

Whoa whoa whoa, these complaints make it sound like NASCAR fans are confederate flag waving white racists uneducated unworldly rednecks!

Im glad he harassed all of those women at FOX.

Can we just agree that the article was stupid and move on?

I put it together when he came out as Irish.

Sponsored by the Boston Diocese.

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

Aw, do you haz a sad? lol

There’s an implied “now that we’ve won the nomination” in there, I think.

Rhianna’s bored, Drake’s crying...

They don’t mention which blind man...

“There is no place for this in the Republican Party or our country...”

I bet they fuck as bad as they sing/rap.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

Hope he’s got a hefty insurance policy for when the Marlins decide to throw 95 into his ribs to soothe their hurted feefees, because baseball is a sport played by grown men.