Aw, do you haz a sad? lol

There’s an implied “now that we’ve won the nomination” in there, I think.

Rhianna’s bored, Drake’s crying...

They don’t mention which blind man...

“There is no place for this in the Republican Party or our country...”

I bet they fuck as bad as they sing/rap.

These bystanders weren’t so heroic.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Hope he’s got a hefty insurance policy for when the Marlins decide to throw 95 into his ribs to soothe their hurted feefees, because baseball is a sport played by grown men.