Driverless cars arent going to do shit to ease traffic as long as drivers are on the road.

Hey, Professor Brainiac if you want something that doesnt require you to drive and eliminates ALL traffic the solution has been around for about, oh, a hundred fucking years.

Bring the heat.

Except that the issue of police brutality has been the biggest media story of 2016. Everybody in the country has already been talking about it.

And I thought I was a bitter, hate filled organism.

Next he’ll “go country” or post a seemingly innocent Tweet about wanting to take Lee Harvey Oswald to the prom.

Ive taken the extra precaution of not getting married or having kids which eliminates the need to purchase one of those godawful vehicles.

I carry a handgun at all times in case some kind of Children of the Corn scenario starts to go down.

Pregnant and naked is not an improvement on fat and clothed.

Did you later wreak your unholy revenge on all of them.....ALL OF THEM?!?!

Kids are sociopaths.

Carbon based life forms often reply with an emotional response.

“He doesn’t seem to notice that he doesn’t get invited to birthday parties anymore.”

My problem is that he is an idiot.

This guy is a fucking moron.

So my video game isnt real life?

I drink all the time, and I mean constantly, and I have yet to violently attack anyone.

Most cool things are stupid and pointless.

Shes just an asshole.

She would be attractive if she was not a scary, violent redneck.