The remix to ignition
Im hot and fresh for the pissin
lady be rollin in urine
all those italians be wishin

What a dipshit.

Would you lose your left pinkie to fuck Megan Fox for one minute?

I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyway.

+1, but I hate you for it

You’re forgetting he has an age requirement.

His other hobbies include setting fires and bleaching cat skeletons.

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.

“Yes, hahaha, let the hate flow through you!”

“You’re bringing the Devil unto us by attending boy-girl touching dances!”

For Chris Brown?

“Jesus, I had 24 chicken nuggets and a 72 oz coke for lunch then a six pack of Bud Light and a handful of Xanax for a panic attack. Now those Chinese dick pills are kicking in. Take me Lord! Im ready!”

Theres a 14 year old in my van right now who desperately wants to leave.

This is such bullshit.

Every time I think shes finally gone she pops back up with some horrible song.

You know what the worst thing about him being President will be?

“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”