Looks like Jon Hamm if you spaced his eyes out far enough to park a Volvo between them.

“Satan’s plan was working.”

We put people in cages and pay to watch them beat each other.

“Zippity-boppity-BOP!!”

Fuck that democratic party.

Im not.

“...making Amazon richer and the Post Office dumber and poorer?”

That is a complete distortion of Canadas export resources. I hope you will study the list below so as to better educate yourself about our northern neighbor.

No. Stupid.

No thank you.

CORRECT ORDER:

Thats like trying to judge Jordans greatest dunk, Davincis greatest artwork, Richard Pryors greatest punchline.

PASS.

Trumps Morning Smoothie Recipe:
1 Quart of his own semen

So are we just supposed to up and stop exchanging traditional Thanksgiving samurai swords over one unfortunate incident?

Im surprised Trump hasnt outsourced our ICBM launch facilities to his buddy Putin.

Put the sandwich on the curb and back away slowly.

lol

Its more like if thats your dumb ass opinion then so be it.