People still care about Lorde?

she used her prosthetics as a pillow?

“This is fantastic!”

Oh yeah? Well I once dated a girl who tried to slide into first and ended up getting punched out at third.

Can anyone explain why women, who typically have smaller hands, are forced to play with larger balls?

She’ll never be the head of a major corporation.

I know you were stretching the truth... those cats died from neglect a long time ago.

“I like your style, chinaman!”

“Well, my name is Donnie T and im here to say,

I gotta provide for my family somehow.

Easy for you to say, the “vodka buffet” business has been booming since November so you’ve been raking it in.

Trump has never read a book in his life and look at where it has gotten him? Maybe if we all committed to rampant ignorance we can be president too.

You get what you pay for, America.

I slept with his best friend.

Yea it’s done. He isn’t getting over it and her first thought if she lost weight was, “Oh no, what if I look good enough to sleep with other guys again?” None of this is going to end well. Pull the plug.

In the third year of my marriage to my husband, I slept with his best friend.

That friend is dead to him.

The woman who wrote the first letter is the worst kind of person earth.

Well this is easy...the cheating wife should jump into traffic. Shame on the husband for staying. Once a cheat, always a cheat. Congrats, you are a piece of shit terrible wife, fatty pants. :D