Its like the Nuremberg rally if it was held in an Embassy Suites and everyone shopped at Dillards.

Probably. I would almost rank Australia a stronger Allie then the U.K. The only difference is strategically the UK has in the past been better geographically positioned, as well as having a stronger military. That will now probably change with the rise of China and the gradual decline of Russia (Despite what Putin…

I asked out Debra Winger at a book release party once.

The only thing weed makes people want to hit is the sack - Either the bed or their balls from furiously fapping.

If weed made you violent I would have killed half my senior class.

I shouldn’t have killed that guy, but I was high.

“You would try to say that repeated and prolonged use of marijuana had an effect on his brain so he couldn’t form clear intent to commit first-degree murder.”

I thought it far more likely that the PCP was the drug making him even more paranoid and violent than he was at Florida.

That also happens to be untrue of the French who are solid allies.

Yep. Saw someone comment somewhere recently painting the Australians with the same broad, stupid strokes as “the French.” They cop out of wars, never been there for us...

Shame you didn’t touch on the real jewel of the Australian Navy. Their fleet of six diesel-electric submarines.

Agreed.

No joke. It’s not well remembered, but the Australian army helped us out during the Vietnam war. Here is a picture of an Australian Centurion in Vietnam

Australia has had our back for decades but im sure Trump is gonna fuck that up too.

Our new and terrifying Reality TV Reality.

These townhalls would be scathing if our elected officials had any capacity to feel shame.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.

Embarrassing but true story, made less so by the fact that I was on much, many pain killers. Keanu and I both had spinal surgeries on the same day. I sent him a note asking if he wanted to neck.