dwaynesvodkabuffet
dwaynesvodkabuffet
dwaynesvodkabuffet

I live in Houston and ill thank you not to compare her to our horses.

In Texas, they call it the, “rode hard and put up wet,” look.

Theyll only sell me a gallon at a time now.

Id rather be eaten by Boba Fetts.

I call her the Tauntaun. She’s been repeatedly rode hard and put away wet, but someone might get inside her if they were desperate.

If you have to ask yourself that, you’re not huffing enough glue.

She is out of her lied herself out

Jesus, was she a heavy cocaine user?

Vetted?

Sure, they are being vetted. But are they being EXTREMELY vetted?

So demand increased and that’s why she went out of business?

Looks like Colonel Sanders and Ru Paul took acid and fucked.

What did you expect? She only has this job to support herself and her family.

Yes, she is a fucking piece of trash and the world would be a better place if she kept hiding in her private utopia than role-playing important public servant.

“Whats the ratio?”

I’ll take B. It looks like a Cheeto ball! G’s nice, though, what with the green and all. I’ll bet every day there is St. Patrick’s Day. H looks like a stupid rock, and if I wanted to sit on a rock, there’s a nice one right outside the building here. C has a mysterious look, but I’m over 40 years old, and most

F looks like a place where they probably play a lot of Prince music, so that seems like a good choice.

$50 says the phrase “YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??” was used at some point.

Everybody sleeps. Why is the person commenting on basic nocturnal habits?

I’ll second that motion—- OJ