The thing is, if he makes it out of this without any truly horrendous results (unlikely) we will have to listen to years of “I was, frankly, the greatest president ever. That’s what they tell me...” Our only hope of avoiding that fate is him in a prison jumpsuit or total global destruction. Small prices to pay, sure,…

“I just signed whatever”

The only time I support people staying inside their own wheelhouse is when their opinion on something is so uniformly uninformed that everyone who hears it is immediately a little bit dumber for having heard it. This is not one of those cases. The travel ban affects him personally, and he said it concerns him. That’s…

Any sports fan with a Twitter account is generally going to be a fuck head.

Easy everyone. You know how emotional and weepy conservatives tend to get. Let them cry it out for a couple hours. Its for their own good.

He looks like hes said “Dont ever tell your parents about this” more than a few times.

Well, you are so...

Did it also get you fired because nobody could stand to work with you?

Always have a fake obligation on deck, unless you’ve been offered free food and drink.

FTFY

Oh god, comment so good I wish I could forget it and re-read if for the first time again.

This be it.

9/10 NFL doctors agree!

+..... shit.

Boy, ill be glad when the Mexicans are gone so white people can cook my meals and build my house and repair my freeways like God intended.

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.