That’s the issue.

Websites like this one criticized the content of these magazines over and over and over again, even questioning their relevancy, causing readership to drop. But now that they are thinning out, we are worse off for it?

I’m sure she’s disappointed him plenty every time he’s made a pass at her.

I bet it has something to do with women saying they love a man with a sense of humor and men these days being absolutely DISGUSTED by anything women might feel positively for.

Somebody find Marilyn Manson and lock him up!

I doubt most of them do. Money and the ability to look the other way are great lubricants for a relationship.

Hey, BATMAN’S PARENTS DIED!

My husband and I catch reruns of this sometimes on the weekend and like to play “spot J Lo, Rosie Perez, or Carrie Ann Inaba.” 

I can feel the stink waves coming through my screen.

But the absolute cruelest thing a pitcher can do is smoke three guys with one 99 mph fastball.

it’s probably a good sign that spies, oligarchs, and assassins are slightly less popular as they were...or am i just thinking wishfully?

Dear Easily Offended Internet Warriors,

Funny how this was the crime of the century when it was first reported, as far as people of your ilk were concerned. And now that ya boy Jussie is demonstrated to be a fraud, it’s suddenly no longer important.

Yeah, lying to police shouldn’t matter at all. Let’s just pretend that this didn’t happen. Nothing wrong with staging hate crimes.

If a matter of ‘life and death’ is the new threshold for important crimes that need to be prosecuted, Harvey Weinstein should be out of the woods, and with him a lot of other alleged rapists, no?

Cool, so let’s just fire all meter maids, while we’re at it. Not life and death!

Wait, didn’t it recently come out that she was a completely abusive psycho towards him, even going as far as to injure him? I didn’t see that being reported around here....

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I hate to break it to the North Korean military, but all North Korean attacks are suicide attacks. 

“So the Pope, Dean Martin and a dead five year old walk into a bar.....”