I Florida tuck - no shirt at all, handcuffs in the back. Plus meth.

“Did he ever fuck his daughter? I mean if she was hot that is? Did he have a Tiffany? If so I wouldnt blame him for staying the hell out of that!”

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

I feel like im on some kind of strong hallucinogen.

It’s not like it is Baylor. Or Michigan State. Or Penn State.

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

I couldn’t work out how someone else sits the test for you and you don’t know about it. We don’t have this system in Canada.

She’s not going to suffer financially, no. But I can’t imagine knowing that my mother thought so little of me that she bribed somebody to rig my scores. 

What are her chances to get into another decent school? Her mom really screwed her.

As this was a case of having someone else take the test on the kid’s behalf, I could see where the kid may not have known about it, unlike Lori and Mossimo who set up a photo shoot for their daughters on rowing machines. That said, kids are a lot smarter and not as oblivious as most people think, so she may have known…

She’ll be fine. Her parents are multi-millionaires. Our sympathy is better spent in other directions upon less fortunate people.

In her case they tricked her into thinking she was taking the SAT while having someone else actually correct her test. So she super lied to her child too.

Her parents can strap a golden parachute on her. She’ll be fine.

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

Is she pretty? Every time I see a picture of her she has the same evil “I want to talk to your manager” face as in the picture above.

Just remember folks - she’s getting pushed out of the White House because Trump and Stephen Miller think she wasn’t tough enough on immigration during a time when the US is imprisoning children at the Mexican border.

I hope she is never able to eat at a restaurant again, that she gets heckled and called out by the patrons as a criminal actor who put children ripped from their parents’ arms in freezing cold cages then lied about it to Congress. She’s a beast who deserves a lifetime of scorn and derision.

Haha, sounds like it’s time for you to move to the suburbs!

As soon as the weather starts to break in NYC mobs of illegal dirt bike riding assholes start rampaging through the streets. The ride in such great numbers that the NYPD just does nothing. A couple of summers ago these fuckers were tearing ass down my street the wrong way and riding on the sidewalks. I had to yank…