Finally....the adult in the room.

Maybe Rami Malek doesn’t read Gawker or take that site as any sort of serious news reporting? They did go down after refusing to remove the Hogan sex tape after all. So spare me the whole “Gawker was lookign out for these kids!!” when your own fucking manager at the website said he’d post videos of underage children…

Id like to know if the blogger who posted this has done enough background research on her employers, including the board of Univision, to feel comfortable that nobody in the organization has ever committed any crime.

Minute Maid has been headquartered in the Houston area for over 50 years. Their corporate offices are a cornerstone of the monument to sprawl known as Sugar Land Town Center.

Miley is so “edgy,” guys.

At least “the Juice Box” is a cute stadium nickname.

Here in San Francisco At&T park was just renamed Oracle Park a couple weeks ago. ..at least its a Tech company that has a huge Silicon Valley/Bay Area presence (and hey , The Warriors play at Oracle Arena).

Oh, Miley. Welcome to the pussy foot club. 

In the Winston-Salem/High Point, NC area two minor league baseball stadiums and a college football stadium are all named BB&T (local bank) Field or stadium or whatever. They also have the naming rights for the baseball stadium in Charlotte. It’s confusing as hell and just makes them seem like a bunch of jackasses.

I thought this would be about the people who are literally dying falling off ledges and freezing to death to get interesting instagram selfies

If that woman in the picture wants to enhance her looks, she should start by taking off the goddamn fanny pack.

As always, Dwayne, you never fail to entertain.

Ok, but this was a full-term baby dumped in a trash can.

Goddammit, I laughed.

Should have got same-day delivery.

Wait, are you saying Amazon should have mandated fitness and wellness checkups?

I’m not trying to absolve Amazon of any role they may play in this story, but… I’ve never worked for an employer who can require you to go to the doctor.

Thanks, all I need to stay regular is three daily blow jobs from your mom.

Seven monkeys short.