Riiiight, because up until this dipshit decided to sit down I had never heard of this thing called “racism”.

I mean, his dumb ass is trying to do the right thing- his heart is in the right place on this one.

Because he is caving.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Hahahaha.

I thought Rusty was a nickname, for Russell or something?? Is your brother’s given name Rusty? Wow...

My great-uncle’s wife wanted to name their first born Fleur de Lis. He didn’t have the balls to tell her that was horrid, but he named her Sandra instead. But until she started school, she was convinced her name was Fleur. That is when the mother found out about the switcharoo and nearly divorced him.

Your dad’s lucky. I know a girl whose mother almost died giving birth to her, like she was in a literal coma for days, so it fell to her father to fill out all the birth forms. And so the girl became Erinn-with-two-n’s, a name that the parents had never discussed and which was either a momentary whim of the husband’s…

My ex brother-in-law was adamant that he wanted to name my oldest nephew Fred. So sometimes we still refer to Matthew as Fred. I think he’s a Fred at heart.

Yeah, it's fucking weird. Makes sense for my dad, who is a serial philanderer, but like weird as fuck nonetheless

My dad wanted to name me Heather after Heather Locklear and my mom waited until he was throwing up out of nervousness to give the nurse my name

“Roosty” *Gallic dismissive giggle*

I couldn’t decide on a name for our first born. I wanted my husband to help me choose since it was his kid too. He said he wanted “Rusty Axelrod”

Barack, itll be a living tribute.

My mother is a patient woman.

Not the whole world, just the world beyond a 100-mile circumference of Penn State

Rusty

Lol! That is so cute. I don’t know why that makes me laugh so much. Rusty is absolutely adorable for a little boy while he is getting dirty and being cute but you can’t do much with that name once you’re grown.

Heres hoping J meets some new friends in prison.

What kind of jabroni finds a playbook and his first instinct is “DURRRR BETTER CALL TEAM SECURITY DURRRRR”?