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I wouldn’t necessarily extrapolate this instance of a few loud reactions in Jezebel and online to the results of the next elections

Never not leave a tip - that makes it appear that you just forgot.

They started reaching out to adults with the intellectual capacity of an 8 year old?

Unless Trump’s picture is next to the definition, I ain’t impressed.

The great George Carlin:

Me too. I was in Hartsfield in Atlanta walking through and CNN was blaring his terrible diction, that was two years ago, haven’t heard a word since. I seriously couldn’t handle it.

It helps if youre even stupider than he is.

If you are over the age of 10 and need advice on how to order your own food then maybe you shouldnt be out in the world by yourself.

Same old shit.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

I dont know who taught you to speak like that but they are not your friend!

“Everything Trump says makes sense when you just preface it with, ‘Donald from Queens, you’re on the air.’”

“Dad is a genius. I will never compare to him. I hope he loves me.” - Don Jr.

Quick, someone check either Ann Colter or Tomi Lahren’s (or any of the 53% of white women who voted for Trump) passports!

A new ad from the Republican National Congressional Committee warns of a “civil war” in the Democratic Party, something that Republicans could never understand.

True, because I was 12 in 1986.

Good for her but I could give a shit.

solving a solution is next level woke

I think it is because the left calls people out, tells them “stop this shit or we’re done with you,” etc. The right—well, you can say you are attracted to your daughter, defend a pedophile, sell the country to Russia, and say Nazis are good people, but as long as you are on their side with a viable/visible

Id rather spend two days smoking PCP and watching my grandparents have anal sex.