Meanwhile, Donald Trump threw a sack of puppies off a bridge.

The idea that people like you actually care what waitresses think is amusing to me.

If it makes anyone feel better Spanish people arent white.

Great, as long as she stops making music.

It helps if youre even stupider than he is.

If you are over the age of 10 and need advice on how to order your own food then maybe you shouldnt be out in the world by yourself.

Same old shit.

Pretty damning stuff from a guy who fucks his children.

I dont know who taught you to speak like that but they are not your friend!

Well, that fills my quota for remembering the fucking Miami Dolphins exist for this year.

True, because I was 12 in 1986.

Good for her but I could give a shit.

We let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

My Boy Scout troop got to go on a KC135 tanker and gas up a B1B.

Racism is a great method of fighting.......um.....racism.

Id rather spend two days smoking PCP and watching my grandparents have anal sex.

She is a fat slob.

Why are you hanging out with so many 11 year olds?

Im sure 8 year olds, you know, the people WWE is intended for, wont notice.

Musta mistaken his cabeza for one’a them all black soccer balls.