Actually no, many women are attracted to total assholes.

A lot of them are actually, thats why a lot of this crap works.

That kids going to be an asshole.

Ive never seen anyone try so hard to be dark and comlicated while being so obviously one dimensional.

Fair question, I just assumed that Missouri was wall-to-wall poop swastikas.

Its like a love letter from Scorcese to the flip phone.

Its called a hole in the plot big enough to drive a truck through.

I can let the romantic angle slide but the other stuff is just idiotic.

The Departed blows.

Oh my God, The Departed sucked so bad. By far his WORST movie.

Thought he was gonna draw a chalk line around his ass.

Hillary is going to be President.

Not “a world”

“Two games”

“Bond, Bourne, Batman. All the same. Deal with it”

Maybe his airplane was made in China like the rest of the shit at Walmart.

“...flashes of competence...”

“The quarterback suffered a catastrophic anomaly”