Best thing for him...

“Please don’t walk away. Let’s sit here together and hold hands and figure this thing out.”

Wellllll Ben Carson is the King of the Microphone...

Jeb : The football contest was quite exciting. What a match! I also enjoyed a can of carbonated “beer” while viewing it.

Tolerance at an all time high.

So ball hitty man isnt the foremost political thinker of our time.

EMT Dispatch : Whats the status of the patient?

I think Florida is just having fun now.

Nothing can make Twitter not lame.

Who cares?

Maybe not such a ringing endorsement of your own skills when your team does so well without you.

Yo face is busted, byatch.

Who would have expected dishonesty from a company founded by history’s greatest criminals?

ISIS also claimed the Chicago Fire and the JFK assassination.

Private security isnt obligated to get involved in her bullshit.

Im always the race car.

“Blast told me that she refused to tell prosecutors or police who committed the crime to avoid retaliation from the guilty gang members.”

Im guessing his neighbors love him very much.

Pretty much what I feel like doing to every teenager I meet.