How do you choose to be Vader or Luke and how do you choose to either fly or be on the ground? Is it random?

One night I borrowed a buddy’s car to pick up some shit from my house and his clutch was giving me problems at a light which I ended up sitting through three times. Turns out the guy behind me was an off duty cop from some nearby small town who was out on a date so he decided to be Billy Badass in front of his girl…

So do you get to fly a snow speeder and take out an AT AT with the tow cable??

Once ate an entire carton of foie gras by himself.

Christ Jesus is that what the son of god writes on a loan application.

Well, he shouldnt have punched Jesus in the face.

Actually, the cooler is a Scientologist and will be waiting outside in the driveway when he gets home tonight to blow his brains out.

You got problems.

Its the Phoenix PD, the only female officer was out back washing the squad cars in her underwear.

For the blind.

“No, due to the statue of limitations”

He rubbed his penis on her leg and then they prayed?

Yeah, worried his son might see his mom getting filled out like an application.

So do you get to fly the snow speeder and take out the AT AT with tow cables???

This guy never didnt look like a tool.

Maybe they should try to raise awareness of the fact that every man woman and child in the commonwealth is gobbling Oxy like a kitten under a fuckin’ cow udder.

Shes gone from suck to blow!

His head is perfectly cube shaped.

Two millionaires shooting each other over $1100.

The virgin is strong in this one.