I’m so sick of white college girls explaining black life to the rest of us.

This shit is stupid and dangerous which is why its probably what I’d be doing in that situation.

Gross, thats like rubbing your face on a subway bar.

Let me guess, you write movie reviews for the West Little Rock All White/All Right newsletter.

Fallon blows thank God Colbert is on now.

About a billion people.

You could say the same thing about any gun show.

I wish racists were a bit more coherent.

“Hey, I’m at Best Buy............not killing anyone.”

“..he checks for quarters in a pay phone..”

What about the “Call of Duty” model?

I hate New York Nazis.

Settle down, Father.

“I’ll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!”

NOLA cops are a bunch of backwoods ass heads.

Its “toe the line”, dude.

I dont need my phone to do anything more than the 6 already does.

These guys need to start making movies.

Theres a really cool place with lots of good food, clean bathrooms and nobody wearing jorts and its called “My House”.