Maybe she’ll write something decent if she gets fucked up.

There are so many questions I wish I could ask my dead grandmother...

It’ll never happen.

I was trying to think of the MINIMUM they could possibly do.

Yes, you do.

Dude, climate change will only exterminate us and a few other species but the planet will be fine. In 400 years it’ll be like it never happened.

You know which ones I mean....

Think of a person who is an incompetent, racist, lying, out of shape, crusty ass , thieving, buffoon.

Those people are real sticklers.

You know who you can always count on to strictly adhere to all such rules? The good ol’ Germans.

He even looked like a dick head as a ten year old.

At least she wasnt hit in the face with a hotdog.

Ill get you the number for my cocaine guy.

Seems like by now the first thing they would teach people at Cop School would be : Dont Shoot People In The Back Because It Looks Bad And Its Kinda Fucked Up.

Shes acting like a brat.

Stop acting like a brat.

Nice career arc there.