“So I says to him, I say, ‘Sully you friggin’ retahded ass monkey theres no fuckin’ way that Joker motherfucker’s comin’ in here and pullin’ some crazy shit.”

THE JOKAH IS A WICKED PISSAH

You dont eat it like a regular yogurt, but rather place your mouth behind the cup and tug on the attached trigger to jettison the yogurt out the back of the cup into your mouth.

They’re trying to add a healthy item to the desert menu, the Yo-Kurt Cobain.

They are saving the “after” inspired box art for the new line of blood flavored chicken fries.

This Smart Car Tank is the winner.

Also, Torch is like the Charlie of automotive journalism. I mean this in the best way possible.

You expect a lot from your food wrestling graphics, huh?

Looks like john Lennon with the guitar and everything.

“Sir, where might I find your selection of fuck books?”

I felt the same way after I saw “Schindlers List”. I mean there were like two funny lines in the whole movie.

Cheers.

They say the crys of “FUCK YEAH, MAN!” can be heard by low earth orbit Russian satellites.

He shall rejoice in the lamentations of your women.

This is such a sinister pic of Laettner.

Laettner is arguably the best college player ever so not really in the same league.

Don’t forget where all those came from....either....

“Youve done well.”

That’s because Laettner is a fun and cool guy.

Dont watch it then, stupid.