“We call it the ‘Fun Cooker’ mini-microwave.”

Seriously, he looks like he just woke up on the floor of a truckstop bathroom.

Is this the gate to the Olympics?
It looks like the entrance to a prison or a diamond mine where they shoot the least profitable worker.

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CURLING???”

So age of consent is 16 and he went to prison for fucking a 15 year old?

QUESTION: Did he at least bang that hot blonde reporter?

Cool neckerchief, dork.

“Apache Base we are requesting Predator strike at 08'02'03'04.”

“OK! We are the guy with the whip and the monocle and the other team is the guy in handcuffs with our cock in his mouth and jumper cables hooked up to his balls!!”

Most likely a ported (among other things) Vespa P200.

Total car wreck, burned and unrecognizeable.

He didnt just die, he committed suicide to avoid federal prison.

Weird, I watched it at dinner last night too.

What are they spending all this cash on?

Haha, kids are the worst.

Usually everyones looking the other way in the locker room.

Good, he established his own guilt while saving the taxpayers millions for a trial.

“I told him to just keep it out of my hair so I guess I cant be angry”