Wow! What amazing news.

Of course he doesnt because “second chances” and some other bumper sticker bullshit.

That was a travel!

Wow.

I always thought they didnt cast enough black people in the original.

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Because they are geniuses, probably.

Just buy cocaine instead.

Drew Barrymore is Jenna Maroney.

Im sure the people taking these classes will have zero problems finding work in the janitorial or food service industries.

“I excuse myself to go to the bathroom—and while I’m in there, I do burpees. Right next to the toilet. Because that is what it takes......

“All that matters is what you will do when you feel the pain. And what you will do is quit.”

He probably had to buy a new keyboard after that one.

You will try to save up for a suit this year....

Laying pipe dreams are what got you into this mess in the first place.

Dorit the Dorito heiress??

I actually saw the Black Crowes open for the Dead.

The Misfits are The Eagles of this fucked up generation.

Ok........Viper.