I know, it was a sea of dad shorts or hipster beard dads.

I know.

Saw Elvis Costello recently with Steely Dan.

Fucking millenials stealing our cool old people music.

He probably just owns the t-shirt from Urban Outfitters.

Shoots like John Travolta.

He’s right, Phish blows donkey dicks and should go away forever.

You think art history class teaches people how to be artists?

I have friends who are idiots.

Because the coolest thing about art is rules.

“How would you describe Billy Bush?”