“...for the young and hot.”

No way id let some psycho be in my wedding.

“She paid my brother to let her come to his graduation and make a speech, she paid up. She paid Anne to let her be a chaperone on her senior trip instead of mom, she paid up. She pays my brother for information on what Anne will be wearing to certain events...”

I pull out my dick and start waving it around every time I see one of those Google cars.

That game was a fridge too far.

In 8th grade a kid at my school wore a Skid Row shirt every day of the year.

His daughter looks like a medium price Russian hooker.

Guns are like lawyers, everyone hates them until they need one.

When I feel that way I buy more bullets and whiskey.

“The jokes weren’t even good.”

i know

Im surprised people talk about this stuff so openly.

Hooker on the side.

Look closely....the hair, the clothes. They arent holding on very tight.

Jesus Christ, I cant stand her gold plated towel rack of a Russian hooker name.

Shit, I wish I was gay.

Im calling “wang”.

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I though his name was “Donal”..?