Moments after the shooting I Googled “CHARLIZE THERON NSFW”.

I’d like to do my part and personally deliver it to those Swedish 16 year olds.

I can’t get over this still. It’s just so god damned depressing, pretty iconic imo

“Bathascalabanab, Lord of The Depths, you said there would be no hard questions! I gave you Chelseas little brother!”

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

.....And then I asked why, at the most difficult time in my life, there was only one set of footprints in the sand and Xenu said “Because I was counting my gold back scratchers, byatch!”

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Wow. That’s a great price. Thanks for the tip.

The Tarantino collection on blu ray is $60 on Amazon right now.

I watched Reservoir Dogs the other night, for the first time in 10 years. Besides being reminded that it’s my favorite Tarantino movie and that the scene of Tim Roth learning his speech is a classic, I was struck by how not-unattractive Steve Buscemi used to be.

But these go to 11.......Its “1” louder, you see.

Why not just make 10 louder?

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Still cant beat Original Kale Flakes with beet milk.

Anyone with this haircut is a giant dick.

“Colon: Fantastic, Scrotum: No sag.”

‘Then after that, he had the idea of putting the beer bottle up my a**. So that was done.’