I ordered steak, egg and cheese tacos this morning and they barely put any meat in one of them.

We live in a world where people are just dying to be outraged about something.

“Sure, the guy with the black kid is racist”

“Racial humor is tricky to pull off”

I believe this is what we get when reality TV displaces actual reality for millions of people. We are not a country of substance.

I hope the idiots who voted for this guy like it rough because they are about to get fucked.

Sure, but if youre Hugh Grant who is the acting equivalent of a roll of medium priced paper towels you should tattoo a big ass “L H” on your dick and stay home.

Hmm, your husband may be lying to you.

Wow.

Wow.

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.

Mother Nature is a mad scientist.

Whats a tired argument? That movie stars cheat on their hot wives?

I dont understand why those guys ever got married.

It shakes my belief in monogamy.

Not really.

Dont cry, Axl Rose.

I teach a continuing education class down at the prison.

75% of everybody knows that.

Yeah, I know.

Thats a good point.