Fuck that entire family.

Our new First Lady can get an employee discount at Panty Barn.

So in other words.....my ultimate fantasy.

Lets hope he can get his game back on track at a later dexmethylphenidate.

Its too bad they klonopinned their play off hopes to him.

Seems like some people are willing to shoot themselves in the head as long as the bullet also kills a Mexican or a young pregnant girl.

The Boz.

Trump responded, “Calm down. I understand youre worried because youre dumb but ive got everything under control. I got rid of them because theyre sad loser glassy eyed Clintonistas. Those positions will be filled by Scott Baio and Don King who are tops on nuclear, believe me.”

Ive started a plan involving bone shaving and organ reduction.

“The 2017 Presidential Inauguration : Explosion At The Asshole Factory”

“I really wish she would have stood up last night and said, ‘I didn’t like the election results but he is our president and we’re going to support him.’”

I dont see what hes banging his face against stuff for.

“Smackin’ the bitch in the wall and smackin’ the bitch in the face aint the same thing. It aint in the same league, it aint even the same fuckin’ sport!”

Metal Health

I mean its not insane to suggest that he maybe should not have been vacationing during the playoffs.

She would probably be cool with it.

Thats some high level afterlife clowning.

Good point.