Id say people in general suck.

Yeah, I know.

Shes an inspiration.

That actually terrifies me as a man because she is basically physical female perfection. If I put a bunch of pictures of T&A in a computer and put a bra on my head lightning would strike and Liz Hurley would appear.

It never ceases to amaze me how guys can be with the hottest women on earth and still fuck around. Maybe its human nature. I mean what have we learned as a race in all our millenia on Earth? We still fight and kill each other over minor variations in skin tone. Maybe I should feel less pressure to be perfect. If these…

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

I hope I die in a boat explosion.

He added, “Also, Im the one who took a shit in the concession stand at Mile High Stadium in 2007.”

“Rape? Doesnt exist. If I pay for dinner im grabbing some pussy.”
- Donald J Trump

Wow.

Sorry, I must have read too many “Hurr Durr, whyz all thu wite peeple on teevee” stories here.

I saw some white names in there so it must suck.

Are you crybabies really going to kick me off after I told you about this story?